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Yes, I might pick this apart line-by-line to decip...

2012-05-25T02:08:23.467-07:00

Yes, I might pick this apart line-by-line to decipher anything of relevance from it. In fact, I DID, as I quickly read it. Yet trying to relate that to u... u can't & will never understand, so it doesn't matter. On the whole, like u do so often, Tyler, u are using mixed metaphors so obtusely to try to make it interesting that it's nearly incoherent. Also, in my book, disfigurements NEVER warrant bragging rights. And I prefer the couch.

I get it. I only have one cake pan. Layer cakes ta...

2012-05-23T22:36:01.293-07:00

I get it. I only have one cake pan. Layer cakes take forever with only one cake pan. Pies saved me. I have five pie plates. You can borrow one and put in your cupboard, in your oven, in your hot, hot hands.

i miss you, yoss.

2012-05-21T14:01:27.437-07:00

i miss you, yoss.

I still read it with great admiration. Yoss

2012-05-21T13:46:27.775-07:00

I still read it with great admiration.

Yoss

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2012-05-21T07:23:23.693-07:00

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Nice!

2012-05-15T15:28:04.747-07:00

Nice!

Thanks God the black ninja was safe. We should be ...

2012-05-14T10:42:30.822-07:00

Thanks God the black ninja was safe. We should be more careful next time.

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I will never be a supermodel. Fail Cognata.

2012-05-08T11:16:49.866-07:00

I will never be a supermodel. Fail Cognata.

this silverfish incident/inspiration/lesson is inc...

2012-05-05T01:48:36.326-07:00

this silverfish incident/inspiration/lesson is incredibly fascinating and also disturbing which is my favorite combination. can we sit or lay down on the floor and drink whiskey or just tea and talk about melancholia for a really long time? or we could just stay quiet for a little if you want? but please. please. that movie.

Losing your life and others are the adverse effect...

2012-05-04T08:03:19.650-07:00

Losing your life and others are the adverse effects of drunk driving. Excessive DUI's should be stopped not by only getting the license plates but strip these offenders of the license to drive for a decade.
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Thanks, Chris. For the Silverfish sex lesson and t...

2012-05-03T14:57:04.343-07:00

Thanks, Chris. For the Silverfish sex lesson and the kind words. xo

From Wikipedia: “The reproduction of silverfish i...

2012-05-03T12:54:22.075-07:00

From Wikipedia: “The reproduction of silverfish is preceded by a ritual involving three phases, which may last over half an hour. In the first phase, the male and female stand face to face, their trembling antennae touching, then repeatedly back off and return to this position. In the second phase the male runs away and the female chases him. In the third phase the male and female stand side by side and head-to-tail, with the male vibrating his tail against the female.”

Hope that doesn’t freak you out / disgust you too much, you just got me thinking about silverfish and that little fact was sort of poetic to me. If silverfish have mating rituals, maybe they feel the dread blue planet’s approach sometimes, too. Hope you feel better.

Just wanted to compliment you on the blog and the chapbook—I really enjoy reading your work, it’s so beautiful. Really looking forward to seeing what you publish in the future. Take care.

Beautiful.Scraping.

2012-04-30T05:35:46.187-07:00

Beautiful.Scraping.

I absolutely cannot deal with how god damn perfect...

2012-04-29T13:50:56.711-07:00

I absolutely cannot deal with how god damn perfect this is.

brilliant! i want you to review all the movies all...

2012-04-24T23:39:23.461-07:00

brilliant! i want you to review all the movies all the time.

This is such an incredible story. Interesting..!!!...

2012-04-24T21:41:55.414-07:00

This is such an incredible story. Interesting..!!!

even emily browning's nipples couldn't sav...

2012-04-22T09:35:24.296-07:00

even emily browning's nipples couldn't save this movie

'crotch stew' i threw up a little

2012-04-15T06:55:28.932-07:00

'crotch stew'

i threw up a little

you're still the best..wow

2012-04-13T17:34:00.079-07:00

you're still the best..wow

you've got rhythm and if you've got rhythm...

2012-04-12T11:55:26.830-07:00

you've got rhythm and if you've got rhythm you've got no worries. you can dance to anything.

I like cheese.

2012-04-10T16:31:45.377-07:00

I like cheese.

I'd never throw anything at you.

2012-04-08T17:03:58.352-07:00

I'd never throw anything at you.

"e built a treehouse. We rollerskated in our...

2012-04-04T01:11:14.242-07:00

"e built a treehouse. We rollerskated in our driveway. Our hamster’s name was Gringo. We wash each other’s hair and share Barbies. I don’t know."

That Tall Man the One who Will kiss the top of you...

2012-04-01T22:24:36.762-07:00

That Tall Man the One who Will kiss the top of your head is around the proverbial corner, I can just feel it. Loved that sad paragraph about the baby ugly or pretty in this post. Congratulations on the Connotations. Meg is nice indeed. When I was a boy I had a turtle but I didn't love it enough and I let it starve to death. Then I had another one (both of these were given to me by my parents who didn't learn that I was not a turtle person dammit) and it just got lost in the garden, in the high grass. I turned my back and the turtle had run off. Who'd have thought turtles can run. So much about hamsters.

you are fucking godly. also, i can't stand hea...

2012-03-30T17:05:15.029-07:00

you are fucking godly. also, i can't stand hearing my heartbeat or anyone elses. i always feel like i am going to hear it just, stop. suddenly. when i was little i'd have dreams about those moniters in the hospital that translated your heart rate into those computerized beepings. they always stopped.