Having sex with Zach Galifianakis is weird and slow…if my dream last night is to be believed.  He likes to play with nipples and he has lots of “stuff” stuck to his penis that he has to pull off with his fingers.  I had to wait a bit before we got to “the action.”  He was beardy and roly-poly, and had a way about him that was slothfully awkward and apologetic.  Blue, cotton boxers, stretched loose. 

I’m not entirely sure we consummated fully, but I can tell you that I am pretty sure it was going to be as disgusting and degrading as I was hoping for.

Dennis Cooper is not disgusting or degrading.  He is a niceface.  He "talks about" Frank’s book and my book on a day where, coincidentally, our books are being re-released.  

Last time my chapbook, “He is Talking to the Fat Lady” went on sale, it sold out in less than two days.  Now it is back, reprinted, with two added stories and blurry naked photos of myself just kidding about the photos and there are BUNDLES!  BUNDLES! BUNDLES!

Orders will ship January 31^st. 

Be awesome and spread the word.  I want to be a sell out again!