All of this white is forcing me to be extra careful.  I have to move slowly.  Very slowly.  I do not want to spill.  You should see how my feet go.  I creep.

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I don’t get what everyone is doing on his Facebook wall.  “Oh poor you! Oh we will miss you! You were such a great guy! We will pray for your wife and kids!”   He did not get hit by a bus.  He swallowed both barrels of a shotgun.  And right before Thanksgiving, no less.  What a giver! Ruining a holiday for years to come!  You think you had your family in a hole before you took the easy way out? Well, now they are underground. Forever.  That’s what EYE want to say on your facebook wall.  “Do not come in. Call 911”  At least you tried to spare them the horror.  I wonder how good your wife was at following directions.  Or did she think, WTF and open the door?  Guess they will have to hose down the shed.  Or tear it down.  I mean, it’s become a monument now, right?  Way to go.  I am mad at you.  Maybe I will be sad later, but not now.