Pretty sure I cracked one of my ribs. I have one hell of a cough.
My strapless bra binds me extra tight. I’ve stretched it to the smallest setting. It is field dressing for my cracked rib. It hurts.
Whenever I cough it’s a sharp pain under my left breast, just off to the side, a stab wound with a silver knife. A pretty one, that only ladies use. Something they would impale through the flimsy bread of finger sandwiches or use to impatiently cut off a lover’s corset.
I grip my side, brace myself, cough. Grimace.
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My strapless bra binds me extra tight. I’ve stretched it to the smallest setting. It is field dressing for my cracked rib. It hurts.
Whenever I cough it’s a sharp pain under my left breast, just off to the side, a stab wound with a silver knife. A pretty one, that only ladies use. Something they would impale through the flimsy bread of finger sandwiches or use to impatiently cut off a lover’s corset.
I grip my side, brace myself, cough. Grimace.
If you care, my book is now available in e-book format at Amazon. It’s also available in the UK and in Germany. Feel free to spread the word if you are in those countries. Pass out flyers, spam your contacts list, skywrite, etc.
2 brave people:
So here I am reading about bras, and breasts, and silver lady knives,.......and then there is a hairy ball sack to ruin the moment.......
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