Lots of things happen or need to happen and even if there are only four they will confound and overwhelm me.

Yes, I just used the word, “confound.”

I like to bury myself under things that are primarily transparent and weigh next to nothing.

I like to obsess on sex things and then write about them.

Last night I accidentally went on an old porn website I used to frequent. HUGE accident! Whoops! How did THAT happen! Silly me! So, WHOOPS, I typed in “amateur gangbang” (accidentally AGAIN because, well, force of habit) and this old clip I used to jill off to all the time was one of the thumbnails. So, FOR NOSTALGIA PURPOSES ONLY I watched it and I accidentally made myself have an orgasm.

But, you know what? Accidents happen. People make mistakes. People move on from them. It’s all good. I'm not about to beat myself up about this. Good thing I have insurance. Like a good neighbor and all that...