By Ani Smith
I killed ELEPHANT and he laughed at me
I killed ELEPHANT and he laughed at me. His virginal robes billowed beneath him angelically as you might expect. His sandals glued to the floor, he bent double slowly backwards like a warming Twizzler. I smacked ELEPHANT repeatedly in the face with a white kitchen towel and his face beamed backlit with large Tom Cruise teeth. I continued to smack ELEPHANT’s laughing face and when I couldn’t reach it any more - I didn’t want to get too close in case he bit me - I began to shoo him away from me by waving the towel in the air and hissing. ELEPHANT died slow and painfully comical like a melting witch. I stayed living and laundered the kitchen towel and clipped it up to line dry.
I killed ELEPHANT and he laughed at me
I killed ELEPHANT and he laughed at me. His virginal robes billowed beneath him angelically as you might expect. His sandals glued to the floor, he bent double slowly backwards like a warming Twizzler. I smacked ELEPHANT repeatedly in the face with a white kitchen towel and his face beamed backlit with large Tom Cruise teeth. I continued to smack ELEPHANT’s laughing face and when I couldn’t reach it any more - I didn’t want to get too close in case he bit me - I began to shoo him away from me by waving the towel in the air and hissing. ELEPHANT died slow and painfully comical like a melting witch. I stayed living and laundered the kitchen towel and clipped it up to line dry.
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