ANYBODY THAT REALLY HATES THEIR LIFE KNOWS IT'S NOT COOL
By Sam Pink
i was sitting in the living room looking at my knees. "you are the only thing that won't upset me," i said to my knees. my roommate came in through the door and said, "hey, come check this out." i followed him outside the apartment and by the front door, on the sidewalk, there was a dead elephant. it was on its side. both eyes were missing and there were rims of cakey blood around the sockets. "watch this," my roommate said. he kicked the elephant's head and long trails of flies flew out of the eye sockets. "no one wants to be here," he said. i watched the flies.
By Sam Pink
i was sitting in the living room looking at my knees. "you are the only thing that won't upset me," i said to my knees. my roommate came in through the door and said, "hey, come check this out." i followed him outside the apartment and by the front door, on the sidewalk, there was a dead elephant. it was on its side. both eyes were missing and there were rims of cakey blood around the sockets. "watch this," my roommate said. he kicked the elephant's head and long trails of flies flew out of the eye sockets. "no one wants to be here," he said. i watched the flies.
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7 brave people:
yikes. and good.
not good
great
I agree that it's better than god, but I'm going to say medium-great
Heh, I said better than god instead of good. Let's go with the first one. Congratulations! You're better than god!
This caused my penis to engorge with pudding!
He kicked the elephant head? can I kick his balls, his stomack and his nose instead?
I agree that there is divinity here.
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