Hirsute Pachyderm
by
Nathan Tyree's Beard
When I see the elephant, I don't like it
the bastard has no beard
none of them ever do-
elephants shave all the time
they worry about five-o-clock shadow
they don't want to abrade the trunks of
their grey, muscular lovers
fucking elephants
I get the last laugh though
when the elephant sleeps
I use a Magic Marker
and draw a massive,
almost biblical beard
on his tired face
by
Nathan Tyree's Beard
When I see the elephant, I don't like it
the bastard has no beard
none of them ever do-
elephants shave all the time
they worry about five-o-clock shadow
they don't want to abrade the trunks of
their grey, muscular lovers
fucking elephants
I get the last laugh though
when the elephant sleeps
I use a Magic Marker
and draw a massive,
almost biblical beard
on his tired face
.
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love it
Thank you
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