ELEPHANT SUMMER!

(artwork also by Ben Brooks)

Smellerfant
By Ben Brooks


There is an elephant in my kitchen giving Samuel L Jackson a blowjob
ONLY FUCKING WITH YOU
its just an elephant tossing itself off.
I went in earlier and it said
"you got a sock bro?"
and i gave it a sock
and it put it on its massive elephant dick
and cummed into it.
It was really great.
A really great time.
Afterwords I made us coffee
and we watch some football.
The elephants massive elephant dick kept poking through its boxer shorts
because one of the buttons had snapped off when he was in the kitchen.
"Whats it like do have a dick that big" I said to the elephant.
"Fucking brilliant" the elephant said to me.